1) You will devote at least 25 minutes every day (and on some days, exponentially more!) fishing things out of the toilet and/or sorting them from the things that DO belong in the toilet. This SHOULD NOT BE.
2) Your gag reflex will not adjust itself since they're your own children. Total myth.
3) When you think you've seen the grossest thing ever in the whole entire world--rest assured. You haven't. You haven't even begun to dream up what could be waiting for you in tomorrow's adventures.
Now you know.
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