Quotable

I know some of the wittiest, smartest, most fun people! Today's post is just a smattering of Facebook statuses from my feed over the past week. The last one is a rule-breaker, found on Kacie's blog. I need to read it over, and over, and over.... and then again.
Enjoy!

BP (British Petroleum) rep, Randy Prescott
said "Lousianna isn't the only place that has shrimp."Here is his
office telephone number 713-323-4093, you can call and tell him that
BP is not the only company that has fuel!


Random funny quote..."She better not lick me, I don't even like to be hugged."

Call it science. Call it the rule of "Ones", but if Cher and Lady Gaga ever meet, they would have to fight to the death.

.. our life path right now seems to have no road signs or landmarks... and GPS is not working... no clue where I'm going, but kind of like the trip so far.


At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes all you need is one. (I LOVE that one. So true.)

All of my life, in every season, you are still God, I have a reason to sing, I have a reason to worship.

I like my coffee the way I like my women. Pretty, a nice personality, and somewhat better at analogies than I am.

C'mon, Memorial Day. I HAVE WHITE STUFF TO WEAR.

I'm a late bloomer. I hope.

Did you know you can buy 100% recycled toilet paper? Let that sink in for just a moment.

When a Christian loses the peace of God, he begins to go off in directions that are out of the will of God. He turns to the things of the world and the flesh to compensate for his lack of peace within. He tries to escape, but he cannot escape himself! It is only when he confesses his sin, claims God’s forgiveness, and does God’s will that he experiences God’s peace within. -Warren Wiersbe commenting on Colossians 3:15