Here are some Ben-isms from the week:
Ben: Mommy, Marissa was sick today.
Me: Oh, no! Did she throw up at school?
Ben: No, she had a heart attack.
Ben: Mommy, oo are crazy.
Me: No, I'm not.
Ben: That's not how it goes. Mommy, oo are crazy.
Me: Yes, I am! I am crazy!
Ben: That's not how it goes. Mommy, oo are crazy.
Me: Um...now what do I say?
Ben: (Laughing) Oo may not be crazy, but oo are re-wee funny!
Ben: Mommy, you know what is re-wee funny?
Me: What?
Ben: I forgot! Dat's funny, isn't it?
Ben: (sleepwalking into our room) Mommy, do you want to feel my hair?
Me: You need to go back to bed, Buddy. It's late.
Ben: (as if I hadn't spoken) Because Ka-ya tinks it is re-wee soft and cuddwy. (Then lies down on the floor next to our bed and keeps sleeping)
Ben: (In a stage whisper to Kaela, who is in trouble) Ka-ya! Just say "Yes, Ma'am," and she will forget about it!
3 comments:
I love the last one!!! Our kids will say "Sorry" and think that gets them out of trouble! Aren't kids so funny!!
Marsha
"Yes Ma'am and she will forget it." :) That made me laugh.
I haven't visited your blog in a while. That last one was especially hilarious! =)
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