Conversation With Ben

(From the backseat)

Ben: Mommy, you smell AMAZIN'!!
Me: Thanks, Ben!
Ben: Don't I smell good, too? (offering his hand)
Me: (smelling his hand) Wow, sweet as sugar!
Ben: (considering) I am going to suck on my toes.
Me: No, you're not! That's gross!!
Ben: Well, when I get to be a big boy, I am going to suck on my toes whenever I want.

Let's hope not.